" spitting cobra "

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1: The act of spitting tobacco spit into someone's eyes, temporaryily blinding the person and causing them extremely intense pain.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe walked right up to cal and pulled a spitting cobra when he spit his dip right into cal's eyes 

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1: penis

  * e.g.,  ... "I showed her my spitting cobra" 

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2: more specifically a penis in the act of ejaculating

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1: After you successfully jerkoff in a public area (such as class), you then proceed to:

  * e.g.,  ... After Sler jerked off Karl in class, he took the semen that was in his hand, threw it at the dish, blinded her, and then stood up and exclaimed SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!! 

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2:  take the jizz that is in your hand,

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3:  pull your arm back like your going to throw a baseball and then shake your hand around a little bit,

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4:  launch the semen (using a spiderman style throw) towards someone's eye.

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5:  If it hits a chick directly in the eye, you then stand up and proceed to yell

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6:  SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!

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1: n.

  * e.g.,  ... "After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping." 

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2:  Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

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1: While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!

  * e.g.,  ... Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back) 

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1: Post ejacualatory urine stream that tends to miss its target.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn you and your spitting cobra. Get out of my house! 

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1: When you are standing up getting head and you pull out just before you blow and grab your cock with your left hand and bend the tip over with your right hand (resembling a cobra) and spit your load in her face

  * e.g.,  ... I showed my girlfriend what a spitting cobra was and now she is blind in one eye 

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1: After a male has ejaculated, he takes a piss in which the urine is sticky. Therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after sex? 

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1: A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?" 

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1: The act of killing a snake of any variety, de-bowling it, inserting ones penis into the new condom like skin (dick head inside the mouth) and proceed to jerk off/ have intercourse with something/someone, after said action open its mouth if not already open and proceeding to ejaculate.

  * e.g.,  ... "dude i was out camping last weekend and found a snake. so i made a spitting cobra out of it and jerked off"